Sleeping in a Gay Tardis , Dalek Selfies, Dinosaur footprints and running a marathon with 9 Times World Record holder Rory Coleman

It was minus 2 celcius and I was munching on a huge huge cooked breakfast in a very camp and delightful B and B in Cardiff , it was icy and clear blue day and pretty much as far away physically and thermally as you can get for a desert marathon training day … I couldn’t wait to get started …right after I’d had another round of toast ….and some more coffee….and maybe some more muesli too..as I stared at the stone nude male torso wearing a diamond necklace in front of me. Today was going to be one of … Continue reading Sleeping in a Gay Tardis , Dalek Selfies, Dinosaur footprints and running a marathon with 9 Times World Record holder Rory Coleman

Karma Lager, Enjoying the Hash , Running as a Chumbawumba Christmas Pudding and Why a Pub Crawl is the Perfect Training weekend for the Marathon des Sables

Its a Saturday lunchtime , You’ve got an 8kg rucksack on under an Xmas Pudding Costume and you are running along The Greensand Way  to get to your next checkpoint which is one of 10 pub stops you are visiting . You are hot , tired , a little confused and the Guy next to you dressed as a christmas turkey laughs and  reckons you’ll both die of heat shock before the next pub……as he offers you a hip flask with Advocaat in it…… let me take you back to the previous  day to explain how I found myself in … Continue reading Karma Lager, Enjoying the Hash , Running as a Chumbawumba Christmas Pudding and Why a Pub Crawl is the Perfect Training weekend for the Marathon des Sables

WAA Ultrabag 20L Marathon des sables Rucksack Review

I utterly loathe this running bag as much as it makes me laugh at just how awful it is. 2 years ago this blog was a short and succinct statement that this bag was not fit for purpose…back then I had no decent bag as an alternative to offer readers… I do now. Firstly Ill walk you through why this bag is quite so nuts, and towards the end you’ll actually have a feel for what you should be looking for and a link to a newer blog of mine 2 years later ( and wiser) where I’ve finally found … Continue reading WAA Ultrabag 20L Marathon des sables Rucksack Review

The first ever MdS expo 26 mile Marathon Race …..Rucksack Porn , Long Spoon Big Handle and how I won the weirdest marathon yet

Having finished my first 100 mile race with the Centurion Autumn 100 in October  ( the previous blog with me with porridge in my beard) it was time to set my training and preparation on to the Marathon des Sables in 2016. or…’Sandy Jog Week’ as I’ve started calling it to make it sound less scary. Rated as the ‘toughest foot race on earth ‘ it has a fierce reputation and my aim for finishing it is to then feel I can finally call myself a proper runner. Earlier in the week my beloved running rucksack for 3 years ‘Ol … Continue reading The first ever MdS expo 26 mile Marathon Race …..Rucksack Porn , Long Spoon Big Handle and how I won the weirdest marathon yet

The Centurion Autumn 100 Review

my 24 hr and 28hr race timings for the Centurion Autumn 100 Imagine if you will a scene of total running indignity ………. It was 9am on a beautiful October Sunday morning . I was shuffling in agony along the Thames path in Reading getting some very strange looks from the people enjoying a stroll.  I was dressed like a runner, with walking poles like an arctic explorer and a 285 race number on my leg….and I was covered in porridge.  I also smelt really bad. I had porridge in my beard, on my legs , on my shoes , … Continue reading The Centurion Autumn 100 Review