Beer on the Pier ! 50 Miles of Smiles , An Oopsiwahli, A topless smack, Trig Point Planking, A blow out , being stroked by the sun and Dame Margot Fonteyns tits

Lee and Claire set off for Beer on the Pier at 6am from the Godalming Pepperpot In True Air Land and Sea style Claire and I thought it would be great to get all our friends to feel part of our last big training run before Trailwalker (now less than 3 weeks away). Beer on the Pier on the front of the Surrey Advertiser We came up with the idea of Beer on the Pier. A Wacky races style ‘race’ from The Godalming Pepperpot to the Pier at Brighton. The only rules were that you had to aim to arrive … Continue reading Beer on the Pier ! 50 Miles of Smiles , An Oopsiwahli, A topless smack, Trig Point Planking, A blow out , being stroked by the sun and Dame Margot Fonteyns tits

18 miles of Castles, Cider and Beer, Sports Brandy, Being Sucked off, Being blown off, Going Down, a 3 Way Topless Smack, A French trip, Camping it up and D.O.O.D.Y – Midsummer Nightmare in Purbeck 2013 GH3

Last weekend was the annual Guildford Hash House Harriers ‘Midsummer Nightmare’ run.  This is where the club camp in Purbeck near Swanage and do an 18 mile run taking in the coastal path….and 5 pubs.  GH3 pictured with large erection at the start of the 2013 Midsummer Nightmare in Purbeck Scrum Muffin (Claire) and I arrived at 2.30am on the Friday evening whilst some ‘sideways dew’ was condensing in large droplets and there was a light 30-40 mph breeze. We got a comfortable restful 5 hours sleep in a spacious and luxurious tent far far larger than the famous ‘vango … Continue reading 18 miles of Castles, Cider and Beer, Sports Brandy, Being Sucked off, Being blown off, Going Down, a 3 Way Topless Smack, A French trip, Camping it up and D.O.O.D.Y – Midsummer Nightmare in Purbeck 2013 GH3

Petes Long One: A Clusterwahli, Nuns on the Run, Holy Water, Bikeaggedon, Mr Whippy Threeway or Trailwalker: To The End and Back Again.

This weeks run has guest blogger Pete taking over.     Hello! I’m Pete, and on Sunday morning whilst I was admiring the views of Windmills at Jack and Jill… this happened: Infinite Hashers! These two pesky buggers, Scrum Muffin and Little Pecker come running down the path kidnap me and make me join in on their 40 mile run (Thankfully they’d already done 5)! The plan they told me, was They’re going to run 30 miles and I’ll run 23. Well that was the plan until the night before when we discover the TrailWalker handbook has the distances wrong! … Continue reading Petes Long One: A Clusterwahli, Nuns on the Run, Holy Water, Bikeaggedon, Mr Whippy Threeway or Trailwalker: To The End and Back Again.

Greensand Way Fulking Hill, Beeding Hill, Bushy Bottom on The Devils Dyke Trail Guide

  Saturday – Easy Peasy South Downs Way Half Marathon    Last weekend the sun came out again on Saturday for Claire and I to have another run on the South Downs Way.This time we would run a ‘short’ half marathon by running from checkpoint 6 to 7 and back. We had Claires dad and a friend with us doing the same route on mountain bikes. Checkpoint 6 on trailwalker on the South Downs Way near Botolphs The run started with a detour from the trailwalker Guide Book temporarily leaving  the South Downs Way to get us safely across the … Continue reading Greensand Way Fulking Hill, Beeding Hill, Bushy Bottom on The Devils Dyke Trail Guide

South Downs Way Trailwalker training run Checkpoint 4 -6 – The Devils Soul Soup, Pig Porn and an accidental Ultra

It was bound to happen at some point.  The moment I started ‘moaning’ that not a lot happened on our runs now because we were too experienced, and that the constant amazing scenery was getting ‘samey’ I was bound to get a spanking from the South Downs Way.  It happened on Sunday and it left me metaphorically and literally red faced. Checkpoint 4 of trailwalker near Bury and Houghton on the South Downs Way  Claire and I  set off at 9am from Checkpoint 4 on Trailwalker. The plan was to run 2 checkpoints and back . The trailwalker guide placed … Continue reading South Downs Way Trailwalker training run Checkpoint 4 -6 – The Devils Soul Soup, Pig Porn and an accidental Ultra