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The first ever MdS expo 26 mile Marathon Race …..Rucksack Porn , Long Spoon Big Handle and how I won the weirdest marathon yet

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Having finished my first 100 mile race with the Centurion Autumn 100 in October  ( the previous blog with me with porridge in my beard) it was time to set my training and preparation on to the Marathon des Sables in 2016. or…’Sandy Jog Week’ as I’ve started calling it to make it sound less scary. Rated as the ‘toughest foot race on earth ‘ it has a fierce reputation and my aim for finishing it is to then feel I can finally call myself a proper runner. Earlier in the week my beloved running rucksack for 3 years ‘Ol … Continue reading The first ever MdS expo 26 mile Marathon Race …..Rucksack Porn , Long Spoon Big Handle and how I won the weirdest marathon yet

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The Centurion Autumn 100 Review

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my 24 hr and 28hr race timings for the Centurion Autumn 100 Imagine if you will a scene of total running indignity ………. It was 9am on a beautiful October Sunday morning . I was shuffling in agony along the Thames path in Reading getting some very strange looks from the people enjoying a stroll.  I was dressed like a runner, with walking poles like an arctic explorer and a 285 race number on my leg….and I was covered in porridge.  I also smelt really bad. I had porridge in my beard, on my legs , on my shoes , … Continue reading The Centurion Autumn 100 Review

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Beer on the Pier ! 50 Miles of Smiles , An Oopsiwahli, A topless smack, Trig Point Planking, A blow out , being stroked by the sun and Dame Margot Fonteyns tits

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Lee and Claire set off for Beer on the Pier at 6am from the Godalming Pepperpot In True Air Land and Sea style Claire and I thought it would be great to get all our friends to feel part of our last big training run before Trailwalker (now less than 3 weeks away). Beer on the Pier on the front of the Surrey Advertiser We came up with the idea of Beer on the Pier. A Wacky races style ‘race’ from The Godalming Pepperpot to the Pier at Brighton. The only rules were that you had to aim to arrive … Continue reading Beer on the Pier ! 50 Miles of Smiles , An Oopsiwahli, A topless smack, Trig Point Planking, A blow out , being stroked by the sun and Dame Margot Fonteyns tits

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18 miles of Castles, Cider and Beer, Sports Brandy, Being Sucked off, Being blown off, Going Down, a 3 Way Topless Smack, A French trip, Camping it up and D.O.O.D.Y – Midsummer Nightmare in Purbeck 2013 GH3

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Last weekend was the annual Guildford Hash House Harriers ‘Midsummer Nightmare’ run.  This is where the club camp in Purbeck near Swanage and do an 18 mile run taking in the coastal path….and 5 pubs.  GH3 pictured with large erection at the start of the 2013 Midsummer Nightmare in Purbeck Scrum Muffin (Claire) and I arrived at 2.30am on the Friday evening whilst some ‘sideways dew’ was condensing in large droplets and there was a light 30-40 mph breeze. We got a comfortable restful 5 hours sleep in a spacious and luxurious tent far far larger than the famous ‘vango … Continue reading 18 miles of Castles, Cider and Beer, Sports Brandy, Being Sucked off, Being blown off, Going Down, a 3 Way Topless Smack, A French trip, Camping it up and D.O.O.D.Y – Midsummer Nightmare in Purbeck 2013 GH3

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Petes Long One: A Clusterwahli, Nuns on the Run, Holy Water, Bikeaggedon, Mr Whippy Threeway or Trailwalker: To The End and Back Again.

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This weeks run has guest blogger Pete taking over.     Hello! I’m Pete, and on Sunday morning whilst I was admiring the views of Windmills at Jack and Jill… this happened: Infinite Hashers! These two pesky buggers, Scrum Muffin and Little Pecker come running down the path kidnap me and make me join in on their 40 mile run (Thankfully they’d already done 5)! The plan they told me, was They’re going to run 30 miles and I’ll run 23. Well that was the plan until the night before when we discover the TrailWalker handbook has the distances wrong! … Continue reading Petes Long One: A Clusterwahli, Nuns on the Run, Holy Water, Bikeaggedon, Mr Whippy Threeway or Trailwalker: To The End and Back Again.