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Sleeping in a Gay Tardis , Dalek Selfies, Dinosaur footprints and running a marathon with 9 Times World Record holder Rory Coleman

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It was minus 2 celcius and I was munching on a huge huge cooked breakfast in a very camp and delightful B and B in Cardiff , it was icy and clear blue day and pretty much as far away physically and thermally as you can get for a desert marathon training day … I couldn’t wait to get started …right after I’d had another round of toast ….and some more coffee….and maybe some more muesli too..as I stared at the stone nude male torso wearing a diamond necklace in front of me. Today was going to be one of … Continue reading Sleeping in a Gay Tardis , Dalek Selfies, Dinosaur footprints and running a marathon with 9 Times World Record holder Rory Coleman

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Karma Lager, Enjoying the Hash , Running as a Chumbawumba Christmas Pudding and Why a Pub Crawl is the Perfect Training weekend for the Marathon des Sables

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Its a Saturday lunchtime , You’ve got an 8kg rucksack on under an Xmas Pudding Costume and you are running along The Greensand Way  to get to your next checkpoint which is one of 10 pub stops you are visiting . You are hot , tired , a little confused and the Guy next to you dressed as a christmas turkey laughs and  reckons you’ll both die of heat shock before the next pub……as he offers you a hip flask with Advocaat in it…… let me take you back to the previous  day to explain how I found myself in … Continue reading Karma Lager, Enjoying the Hash , Running as a Chumbawumba Christmas Pudding and Why a Pub Crawl is the Perfect Training weekend for the Marathon des Sables

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The Centurion Autumn 100 Review

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my 24 hr and 28hr race timings for the Centurion Autumn 100 Imagine if you will a scene of total running indignity ………. It was 9am on a beautiful October Sunday morning . I was shuffling in agony along the Thames path in Reading getting some very strange looks from the people enjoying a stroll.  I was dressed like a runner, with walking poles like an arctic explorer and a 285 race number on my leg….and I was covered in porridge.  I also smelt really bad. I had porridge in my beard, on my legs , on my shoes , … Continue reading The Centurion Autumn 100 Review

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Beer on the Pier ! 50 Miles of Smiles , An Oopsiwahli, A topless smack, Trig Point Planking, A blow out , being stroked by the sun and Dame Margot Fonteyns tits

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Lee and Claire set off for Beer on the Pier at 6am from the Godalming Pepperpot In True Air Land and Sea style Claire and I thought it would be great to get all our friends to feel part of our last big training run before Trailwalker (now less than 3 weeks away). Beer on the Pier on the front of the Surrey Advertiser We came up with the idea of Beer on the Pier. A Wacky races style ‘race’ from The Godalming Pepperpot to the Pier at Brighton. The only rules were that you had to aim to arrive … Continue reading Beer on the Pier ! 50 Miles of Smiles , An Oopsiwahli, A topless smack, Trig Point Planking, A blow out , being stroked by the sun and Dame Margot Fonteyns tits

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18 miles of Castles, Cider and Beer, Sports Brandy, Being Sucked off, Being blown off, Going Down, a 3 Way Topless Smack, A French trip, Camping it up and D.O.O.D.Y – Midsummer Nightmare in Purbeck 2013 GH3

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Last weekend was the annual Guildford Hash House Harriers ‘Midsummer Nightmare’ run.  This is where the club camp in Purbeck near Swanage and do an 18 mile run taking in the coastal path….and 5 pubs.  GH3 pictured with large erection at the start of the 2013 Midsummer Nightmare in Purbeck Scrum Muffin (Claire) and I arrived at 2.30am on the Friday evening whilst some ‘sideways dew’ was condensing in large droplets and there was a light 30-40 mph breeze. We got a comfortable restful 5 hours sleep in a spacious and luxurious tent far far larger than the famous ‘vango … Continue reading 18 miles of Castles, Cider and Beer, Sports Brandy, Being Sucked off, Being blown off, Going Down, a 3 Way Topless Smack, A French trip, Camping it up and D.O.O.D.Y – Midsummer Nightmare in Purbeck 2013 GH3