WAA Ultrabag 20L Marathon des sables Rucksack Review

I utterly loathe this running bag as much as it makes me laugh at just how awful it is. 2 years ago this blog was a short and succinct statement that this bag was not fit for purpose…back then I had no decent bag as an alternative to offer readers… I do now. Firstly Ill walk you through why this bag is quite so nuts, and towards the end you’ll actually have a feel for what you should be looking for and a link to a newer blog of mine 2 years later ( and wiser) where I’ve finally found … Continue reading WAA Ultrabag 20L Marathon des sables Rucksack Review

The first ever MdS expo 26 mile Marathon Race …..Rucksack Porn , Long Spoon Big Handle and how I won the weirdest marathon yet

Having finished my first 100 mile race with the Centurion Autumn 100 in October  ( the previous blog with me with porridge in my beard) it was time to set my training and preparation on to the Marathon des Sables in 2016. or…’Sandy Jog Week’ as I’ve started calling it to make it sound less scary. Rated as the ‘toughest foot race on earth ‘ it has a fierce reputation and my aim for finishing it is to then feel I can finally call myself a proper runner. Earlier in the week my beloved running rucksack for 3 years ‘Ol … Continue reading The first ever MdS expo 26 mile Marathon Race …..Rucksack Porn , Long Spoon Big Handle and how I won the weirdest marathon yet

The Centurion Autumn 100 Review

my 24 hr and 28hr race timings for the Centurion Autumn 100 Imagine if you will a scene of total running indignity ………. It was 9am on a beautiful October Sunday morning . I was shuffling in agony along the Thames path in Reading getting some very strange looks from the people enjoying a stroll.  I was dressed like a runner, with walking poles like an arctic explorer and a 285 race number on my leg….and I was covered in porridge.  I also smelt really bad. I had porridge in my beard, on my legs , on my shoes , … Continue reading The Centurion Autumn 100 Review

Beer on the Pier ! 50 Miles of Smiles , An Oopsiwahli, A topless smack, Trig Point Planking, A blow out , being stroked by the sun and Dame Margot Fonteyns tits

Lee and Claire set off for Beer on the Pier at 6am from the Godalming Pepperpot In True Air Land and Sea style Claire and I thought it would be great to get all our friends to feel part of our last big training run before Trailwalker (now less than 3 weeks away). Beer on the Pier on the front of the Surrey Advertiser We came up with the idea of Beer on the Pier. A Wacky races style ‘race’ from The Godalming Pepperpot to the Pier at Brighton. The only rules were that you had to aim to arrive … Continue reading Beer on the Pier ! 50 Miles of Smiles , An Oopsiwahli, A topless smack, Trig Point Planking, A blow out , being stroked by the sun and Dame Margot Fonteyns tits

18 miles of Castles, Cider and Beer, Sports Brandy, Being Sucked off, Being blown off, Going Down, a 3 Way Topless Smack, A French trip, Camping it up and D.O.O.D.Y – Midsummer Nightmare in Purbeck 2013 GH3

Last weekend was the annual Guildford Hash House Harriers ‘Midsummer Nightmare’ run.  This is where the club camp in Purbeck near Swanage and do an 18 mile run taking in the coastal path….and 5 pubs.  GH3 pictured with large erection at the start of the 2013 Midsummer Nightmare in Purbeck Scrum Muffin (Claire) and I arrived at 2.30am on the Friday evening whilst some ‘sideways dew’ was condensing in large droplets and there was a light 30-40 mph breeze. We got a comfortable restful 5 hours sleep in a spacious and luxurious tent far far larger than the famous ‘vango … Continue reading 18 miles of Castles, Cider and Beer, Sports Brandy, Being Sucked off, Being blown off, Going Down, a 3 Way Topless Smack, A French trip, Camping it up and D.O.O.D.Y – Midsummer Nightmare in Purbeck 2013 GH3